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EmmyStar79 - It takes me all day to wake up and all night to fall asleep

 

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byrdfoodfeed - Been a devastating year financially for my kissing booth

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ronnui_ - When I got the vaccine they asked me how I was feeling and I said I feel kind of updog and they put the syringe back in and took the vaccine out of me

 

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ShaneAParrish - In the short term, you are as good as your intensity. In the long term, you are only as good as your consistency

 

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OrdinaryAlso - (Inception) Leonardo DiCaprio: where’d he go? me: *wakes up to pee for the 4th time*

 

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cloudNbutterfly - you don't realize how badly someone treated you until you have to explain it to someone else

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DiscountLando - I’m honestly starting to think that the secret to real happiness is just being too dumb to realize how terrible everything is

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solsayswhaaa - Me: *humming the Jaws theme song* My gynecologist: can you not?

 

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FourMyka - Wanna piss some people off? Stand firm with your boundaries

 

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haleymlotek - my body: something hurts me: oh no! what's wrong? my body: it's a secret ;)

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